Scrubs Quotes

John Dorian

It's the kid inside of us that keeps us all from going crazy.

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J.D.:(Thinking) All right, tell him how you feel, but try not to sound like a girl for once.
J.D.: (Saying Out Loud) I miss you so much it hurts sometimes.

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[Dr Cox tried to drink himself to death due to the death of his 3 patients. JD made a speech 2:30 into the video:]
I didn't come earlier [to visit you] because...I was scared.
I guess after all these time, i still think of you like this super hero that will help me out in any situation I am in. I needed that. Well, that's my problem and I will deal with that.
I guess I came over here to tell you how proud of you I am. Not because you did the best you could for those patients, but because after 20 years being a doctor when things go badly you still take it this hard...that's the kind of doctor I want to be.

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J.D.'s thoughts on loneliness

Carla:

[2:47 into the video] Please, Elliot, this is not about Paul... This is about you! This is about you not being able to commit, because committing means saying goodbye to whatever unfulfilled fantasy of love you've concocted after seeing too many Meg Ryan movies. But men don't come and make everything all better - they're only human. And you shouldn't punish him because you were forced to grow up so fast you never learned how to let someone else take care of you. He's not your father, okay, he's not necessarily gonna disappear at the first sign of trouble. And, as scary as it is to consider letting yourself be truly vulnerable with another human being, what's even scarier is that deep down inside you know you picked this man...and if you run away from him now, you'll be running away from being the kind of person you always wanted to be.

Dr. Cox:

Listen Vanessa Janice Tiffany Amber (in a sing-song voice)Thiessen. I'm gonna go ahead and give ya a little something I call Perry's Perspective.

1. if the guy in front of me in the coffee shop can't decide what he wants in the 30 minutes it takes for him to get to the register, I should be allowed to kill him.
2. I'm fairly sure that if they took all the porn off the Internet, there'd only be one website left, and it would be called Bring Back The Porn.
3. and most important, to be respected as a doctor, nay a man, you must be an island. You're born alone, you damn sure die alone, (looks over and speaks to a cadaver rolling by) isn't that right Spike? My point is, and you may want to jot this down... only the weak need help.

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Relationships don't work they way they do on television and in the movies. Will they? Won't they? And then they finally do, and they're happy forever. Gimme a break.

Nine out of ten of them end because they weren't right for each other to begin with, and half of the ones who get married get divorced anyway, and I'm telling you right now, through all this stuff I have not become a cynic. I haven't.

Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate covered candies and, y'know, in some cultures, a chicken.

You can call me a sucker, I don't care, because I do believe in it. Bottom line: it's couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down.

One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time. If it's right, and they're real lucky, one of them will say something.

Janitor

[The Janitor usually doesn't get any lines with depth or emotion. This Video shows him as a real person.]

Elliot Reid

Frick!
Double frick!
Frick on a stick!
Frick on a stick with a brick!
Well isn't that just the pickle on the giant crap sandwich that is my day.

Julie aka Mandy Moore: Julie's Song!
My Fault
Dr. Cox's Happy Place

p.s. one of my friend's grandma died. I was never sure what to say in these situations. But hopefully when I ask, "will you be okay?", she will answer "yes", like this scrubs video.